2024-11-29T14:49:27+0800

What is the difference between a dick pic and a real dick? Written by: Jenny Zigrino Directed by : Julianna Schley DP: Michael Farino Produced by : Dangerworks Starring: Jenny Zigrino Sam Evans Heidi Kelly Jo Nord Andrea Bullock TRANSCRIPT: LISA, SARAH, and KATE, are at the table drinking wine, eating snacks and giggling while looking at Sarah’s phone. LISA I can’t believe he sent you that! You just started dating. KATE Do you guys want to see Jeff’s? SARAH AND LISA Yes! KATE Ok. (Calling out) JEFF! JEFF GET DOWN HERE! The other two freeze. LISA I thought you were going to show us on your phone. KATE Why would I do that? He’s right upstairs. JEFF! THE GIRLS WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK! JEFF (O.S.) But I just finished my sleepy time tea! SARAH Kate, it’s cool, we don’t need to see it. KATE We just saw Tom’s and Greg’s. How is this different? LISA Seeing it on a phone verses seeing it in real life is just different! KATE So you prefer the Olive Garden over a trip to Italy? SARAH What does that even mean? JEFF enters wearing a VERY SHORT robe and drinking tea. Lisa covers her eyes. He bows. JEFF Sup. KATE They don’t want to see it now. They think seeing a dick in real life is “weird”. JEFF Do they think I have an ugly dick? SARAH No, not at all! I’m sure it’s perfect-- KATE --It is. JEFF Then what’s the big deal? I’m willing to show it. SARAH I totally get that, but it feels...you know, weird to see it in real life. JEFF I understand. You’d rather go to the Olive Garden than a trip to Italy. SARAH Again with the metaphor... JEFF (hurt) Well, since my dick isn’t worth seeing I’ll just go back upstairs and finishing writing in my gratitude journal. Jeff turns to go back upstairs. Lisa stop him. LISA No, no. I’m sorry, we’re wrong. We’d love to see your dick. SARAH Yes. We’d be honored. Jeff smiles and closes his eyes. LISA What are you doing? JEFF I’m thinking of Rosie O’Donnell from a League of Their Own. KATE You should see what it does to him. Well, you will in a minute-- LISA No! She throws cracker at his robe near his crotch. It leaves a hummus stain. JEFF I just had this dry cleaned. KATE What is wrong with you two? LISA I don’t want to watch your husband get a boner! JEFF You’d rather see it flaccid? Weird. KATE You were all very willing to share pictures of your dudes members on your phones - without their knowledge - which seems rude and a betrayal of trust. Sarah and Lisa look slightly embarrassed. KATE (CONT’D) Yet here Jeff is, consenting to showing you his gorgeous member, but you’d would rather see on a phone and without his knowledge? JEFF She would never betray my trust like that. You both should be ashamed. Sarah and Lisa look at each other. She has a point. KATE Wait, I have an idea. Get you phones out ladies. The two get their phones out. KATE (CONT’D) Put it on camera mode. They put their phone on camera mode, looking at Jeff through the screen. KATE (CONT’D) Ok babe. Jeff undoes his robe and opens it. Sarah and Lisa zoom in on their screen. They can’t stop gushing about how gorgeous it is. Kate and Jeff share a loving smile.