2024-11-29T14:48:53+0800

Lyrics: Eli: Fuck my dick's big, aw yeah this shit's sick I sit back at ten feet and just watch this bitch lick My dick from afar, fill a jar with what it spits If you don't like this shit you can suck on my big dick (x2) Joe: I'm gonna murder this beat; Barbara Eden's gonna die Looking at my tan, farmer semen's gonna fly They say everyone's the same size laying on their back? Well they haven't seen my dick, it's bigger than Shaq! My dick is Kazaam, my dick invented the Shaq Pack Make a wish, my dick makes it rain snacks and Big Macs All my life my dick's never been the smallest Around Nate Archibald, my dick's Ben Wallace Gloriously big, my dick's like Chris Wallace Notoriously big, that's what Puffy calls it Fucking faggots, fencing with your tiny little lego swords Mine's five times the size, call it the Megazord Eli: Okay Biggie packs heat, I pack meat You can give me road dome from the back seat But you better buckle up, I drive like an animal Swallow me whole like i drive with a cannibal Can you fit it all? Better widen your mandible Oh you want more? That's understandable Like a band of bulls, I herd you scream it Nothing's more impressive than my girth of penis Not even the supposed virgin birth of Jesus My dick fills a room, no need to search to see it So hop on, don't care that you ovulating I'll give you an assfuck like two donkey's mating You know my dick's the biggest you can stop debating When I jack off, you could call it MONSTERBATING Fuck my dick's big! You think it's not that bad? It's ten feet now, and that's just half mast! You run when it unfurls, so I gotta mount you fast Pound your pussy till it fuckin comes out your ass And fucks another bitch's face, blows a fountain blast Like a fuckin volcano, spoutin ash You think you're ripped, bitch? My dick has a thousand abs! A picture's worth a thousand words, my dick's worth mounds of cash It's Abandon Ship, and my dick is a mountain mast Better climb on up before you drown and splash In my semen, it's gallons, like five or six Call me Ol' Faithful, I got a geyser dick! And my nuts too man, they're kinda sick Great big cannonballs for my pirate bitch And she sick too, she give me Captain Hook handjobs And swallows my balls like the dog from The Sandlot Plus she likes to dance without her pants on So when it comes to my dick, better tell your kids hands off Hang a don't touch sign, but your son's illiterate Told him it was mouth-Braille, now my duck, he's sickin it! He says he didn't want it in his butt, that's chickenshit Wait, should I be nicer? I've never considered it You think i should be considerate? Consider it done I'll pull my dick out of your illiterate son And shoot his sister with cum, fill a pitcher with some And make you sip it with rum, while you're sniffin my bum You better listen up son, I give a fuck what you think You got a stump of a prick, like, what, are you six? You got a blowup doll, man? Better pump it up quick Cause your bitch is all set to straight JUMP ON MY DICK Like, what did you think, she doesn't know what she's missin? When I wear jeans around, my dick pokes through the stitchin Yeah it shows when I'm sittin, so she knows what she's gettin When I'm in the bedroom she can give me DOME FROM THE KITCHEN When I'm downstairs, she can suck me off from the attic Do you get the picture yet? My penis is massive I could be standin in Grafton, and you could still grab it From Cleveland, I mean it, my penis is that big I blast it through the atmosphere, oh did you know? I could lay down in Juneau, and my dick would hit Pluto! Intergalactic dick, and I'm still flaccid, bitch But when the viagra hits, you'll be the saddest bitch When it extends past Uranus; pun's so crude it hurts My dick's big so I gotta spit the hugest verse I get it up, it follows curves of the universe Till it comes back around and fucks my ass through the Earth Fuck My Dick's Big